Anyone want a crack-ish prompt?

There's this tumblr page I follow - imagineyourotp - that posts little shippy prompts. A recent one made me think of a fic of mine that's been stuck in limbo for I won't say how long, so I posted a snippet.

I just got this in my Ask:

You wrote that "imagine your OTP" Royed thing about Ed being in a coma? OMG. If you finish it, maybe you could have Roy finally give in and kiss Ed and Ed wakes up because he got put in a coma by some sort of alchemy that works as a Sleeping Beauty sort of deal, and omg I can't believe I just wrote that. This is what my OTP does to me. They make me actually like terrible romantic clichés.

XD That sort of begs to be written, doesn't it? Problem is, crack really isn't my forté and the fic itself already has a planned ending. So does anyone want this? Please? I'd love to see it written!

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That art that's ripping off Tu La La is still up - both versions - and I'm pretty sure this is ripped, too. I already reported her once, but the only change I see is a "I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist. This is rights of HiromuArakawa/BonesStudio/VizMedia/SquareEnix/Tulala." squished into the bottom of the description.

Argh. It's probably not worth the effort, but it irritates me.