This is the kind of thing that keeps me coming back to fandom_secrets

[dragonimp]

Reply to a secret that basically said FMA (or rather, Brotherhood) would have been more interesting without Ed, Al, or Winry:

...This is likely the alcohol in me, but the replies asking "but wouldn't it not be Fullmetal Alchemist then?" are making me imagine, like, a musical spinoff that's only about the military characters now (but still focusing on the alchemy users), so it would just be called "Alchemists!" (jazz hands)

(or it's the punchline to a joke detailing all the terrible or morally ambiguous things they've done in the series. "So what do you call your act?" "The Alchemists!")

Okay, so who now wants to see an "Alchemists!" musical??

This seriously made my night. It hasn't been a good weekend.