.... Oh yeah?

[dragonimp]

A chapter of Mother Arch:

I write like
Leo Tolstoy

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

A chapter of Silver:

I write like
Dan Brown

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

And the first page of my LJ:

I write like
Chuck Palahniuk

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

All I can say is: WTF Dan Brown??

Comments

[dormantdrake.livejournal.com]

I got Chuck Palahniuk and Stephen King for two separate recent journal entries... o.O

[dragonimp.livejournal.com]

I might have to look up this Palahnuik guy XD. Is this good or bad?

[dormantdrake.livejournal.com]

I've never cared for his stuff, although he was popular enough while I held my bookstore jobs.

He's best known for writing Fight Club and Choke.

[dragonimp.livejournal.com]

Fight Club I've at least heard of! It's probably not something I'll be reading, but at least I know who he is now ^^

[nochick-fics.livejournal.com]

Well... at least none of your answers was Stephenie Meyer? ;-)

[dragonimp.livejournal.com]

I think I would've had to burn the offending piece in effigy XD. Dan Brown's at least a good pulp author.

[yumikoyoshihana.livejournal.com]

Fucked if i know; my most recent fic is in the style of Stephen King.

[dragonimp.livejournal.com]

At least Stephen King's readable? I wonder what it uses to determine this, anyway.

[randomcheeses.livejournal.com]

I repeatedly got PG Wodehouse and Stephen King. For chapters in the same fic. Weird.

Also, seconding your WTF. Dan Brown? Really?

[dragonimp.livejournal.com]

LOL, split personality fic. I wonder what it's using - how many times you use the word "the" or something?

[militsa.livejournal.com]

LOL Dan Brown *pats* Tolstoy is good though :D

[dragonimp.livejournal.com]

At least Dan Brown sells, I suppose XD I don't think I've ever tried to read Tolstoy.